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bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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sigurrossgeller:

Man comments “boobies :p” on attractive female friend’s new profile picture in vain hope of creating sexual dynamic

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meladoodle:

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boys hands are VERY important to me

i imagine theyre pretty important to them too

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richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

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